Apparently a lot more people regret from not doing something instead of doing something. So remember what Nike always said, “Just Do It!”

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Here’s some phrases that should be known for all active bloggers out there as warning. Including :

Do not take pizza, soda, or candy at regular intervals while operating this computer.

Do you really need to check your email yet again?

Blogging your pregnancy can harm baby later in life.

And the #1 caution of them all is

Google Adsense may not provide the unlimited riches you hoped for.

Warning Label for Blogger [via GeekCulture]

Indonesia is in dire need for superhero. After reading this, I’ve concluded that the only superheroes that will save Indonesia has to come from Indonesia. Here is some superheroes that will hopefully come to safe the day.

1. Lookout, it’s INFRASTRUCTURE MAN! Yes, Infrastructure Man have several superpower like Super Strength, Super Heat Vision (can make asphalt to fix the street just in a few seconds), and Super Architectural Knowledge. He can build streets, houses, apartment, and even Mall in a few days even weeks. He can also fix every street that have holes in no time.
2. Oh, my God. It’s HONEST BANKER! Honest Banker used to be a villain by the name of, yup you guest it, Dishonest Banker. He can identify which transactions have a trace of corruption or even a non performing loan. He can transfer or froze any offshore account that owned by all congress member and CEO that suspected in illegal activities. His famous quotation is “Singapore, eat your heart out!”
3. Help me, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE GODDESS! Domestic Violence Goddess or DVG is a goddess that can be called using a secret mantra. As soon as the victim whispered the mantra, her super telekinetic power will make husbands and angry boyfriends suffers enormous pain in their most painful area. Rape victim can also called this mantra.
4. This is a job for DOCTOR VASECTOMY! Doctor Vasectomy is a genuine doctor that after an accident in his lab can create a subsonic wave that make any man instantly sterile. He’s awarded by President for his enormous effort in family planning.
5. CORRUPTION SLEEPER strikes again! Nobody knows who CORRUPTION SLEEPER real name is or even CS’ gender. CS always strikes when no one expects. CS targets every corruption suspects in Indonesia. CS’ trademarks are a powerful dosage of anesthesis called Thousand Sleep. CS sometimes leave some writing in victim’s body such as “Your days are numbered”, “You’ll do more good when you’re sleeping”

Of course those superheroes have villains. There are common villains like thugs, rapist, voodoo witchdoctor, dishonest congress member, and even greedy CEO. There are also big villains like MISTER BUROCRACY, STATUSQUO MASTER, and a secret organization named C.O.R.R.U.P.T.

But still, even superheroes needed every help from Indonesian people to fix our beloved country.